Haikus for Horrible Politicians

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~ Friday, June 3 ~
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We thought poverty Was your top priority Keep it in your pants.

We thought poverty
Was your top priority
Keep it in your pants.

Tags: haikus for horrible politicians John Edwards
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~ Thursday, June 2 ~
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Only governors named Willard don’t want credit for mass health coverage.

Only governors

named Willard don’t want credit

for mass health coverage.

Tags: haikus for horrible politicians Mitt Romney
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~ Tuesday, May 31 ~
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Never try to make  Something old turn new again Magic wand broken (submitted by awomansplace)

Never try to make 

Something old turn new again

Magic wand broken

(submitted by awomansplace)

Tags: haikus for horrible politicians Newt Gingrich submission
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~ Monday, May 30 ~
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Newspapers you read Supreme Court rulings you know Answers lost in space.

Newspapers you read
Supreme Court rulings you know
Answers lost in space.

Tags: haikus for horrible politicians Sarah Palin
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~ Sunday, May 29 ~
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You might be the worst Kansas-Nebraska support States’ choice! Yeah, you sucked.

You might be the worst

Kansas-Nebraska support

States’ choice! Yeah, you sucked.

Tags: haikus for horrible politicians James Buchanan
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You pray for more rain If that works, secession is Next on the faith list.

You pray for more rain

If that works, secession is

Next on the faith list.

Tags: haikus for horrible politicians Rick Perry
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